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  <title>Aaron J. Bossig, Writer, Riffer, Intergalactic Felon</title>
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  <description>All the latest news and previews from sci-fi author  Aaron Bossig!  iRiffs, short stories, RiffTrax, podcasts, and more!  New episode every week or so</description>
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   <title>Episode 012 - Star Trek: Voyager "The Cloud" iRiff Sample</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>Michael T Bradley returns as a guest iRiffer</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>Four different iRiff teams join forces to heckle the second DVD from Voyager's first season</itunes:summary>
   <link>http://www.aaronbossig.com/podcast</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 19:21:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>Four different iRiff teams join forces to heckle the second DVD from Voyager's first season</description>
   <itunes:duration>3:19</itunes:duration>
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   <title>Episode 011 - Star Trek: Excelsior "Necessity"</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>Free PDF for download at www.starshipexcelsior.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>My script takes Runner Up in the Excelsior writing contest.  Download it today at www.StarShipExcelsior.com!</itunes:summary>
   <link>http://www.aaronbossig.com/podcast</link>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:01:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>My script takes Runner Up in the Excelsior writing contest.  Download it today at www.StarShipExcelsior.com!</description>
   <itunes:duration>1:44</itunes:duration>
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   <title>Episode 010 - SPECIAL!  Review of JJ Abrams' Star Trek</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>Fresh out of the theater, my rambling, unscripted response.  GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>Like many diehard Trekkers, I wasn't sure if I wanted JJ Abrams messing with my beloved franchise.  Turns out, I do.</itunes:summary>
   <link>http://www.aaronbossig.com/podcast</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 22:58:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>Like many diehard Trekkers, I wasn't sure if I wanted JJ Abrams messing with my beloved franchise.  Turns out, I do.</description>
   <itunes:duration>9:58</itunes:duration>
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   <title>Episode 009 - Meat: From Range to Market</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>Ice on Mars' Michael T Bradley joins me in "skewering" the meat industry, vegetarians, and people who can't take a joke.-- full version for sale on RiffTrax.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>Another 1950s educational film tells us a fairy tale about how meat is made!  Fun for vegetarians and carnivores alike!  Mooooo! </itunes:summary>
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   <pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:58:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>Another 1950s educational film tells us a fairy tale about how meat is made!  Fun for vegetarians and carnivores alike!  Mooooo! </description>
   <itunes:duration>2:38</itunes:duration>
   <itunes:keywords>aaron, bossig, iriff, educational,  meat, author, science, fiction, mst3k, scifi, vegetarian, fat, meat-eater, rifftrax, michael, bradley, ice on mars</itunes:keywords>  
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   <title>Episode 008 - Care of the Skin</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>Someone actually got paid to make a movie about the benefits of soap and water-- full version for sale on RiffTrax.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>Kids who couldn't act to save their lives are told to recite stupid skits and demonstrate how to bathe.  This has got to be a form of child abuse somewhere. </itunes:summary>
   <link>http://www.aaronbossig.com/podcast</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:13:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>Kids who couldn't act to save their lives are told to recite stupid skits and demonstrate how to bathe.  This has got to be a form of child abuse somewhere.</description>
   <itunes:duration>1:08</itunes:duration>
   <itunes:keywords>aaron, bossig, iriff, educational,  bath, author, science, fiction, comedy, scifi, cheesy, camp,vintage, rifftrax</itunes:keywords>  
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   <title>Episode 007 - Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>Remember when the Wild West was full of Monsters?-- full version for sale on RiffTrax.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>Lots of movies from the 1960s seemed awesome and groundbreaking at the time, and today seem silly and campy.  This isn't one of them.  Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter was a cheesefest even then. First, be glad it killed the career of everyone involved.  Second, buy the full iRiff at Rifftrax.com </itunes:summary>
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   <pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 23:55:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>Lots of movies from the 1960s seemed awesome and groundbreaking at the time, and today seem silly and campy.  This isn't one of them.  Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter was a cheesefest even then. First, be glad it killed the career of everyone involved.  Second, buy the full iRiff at Rifftrax.com </description>
   <itunes:duration>1:48</itunes:duration>
   <itunes:keywords>aaron, bossig, iriff, western,  frankenstein, author, science, fiction, comedy, scifi, horror, camp, mary shelley, rifftrax</itunes:keywords>  
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   <title>Episode 006 - Social Courtesy iRiff Sample</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>An educational film telling you not to be a jerk.-- full version for sale on RiffTrax.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary> Here's a funny film that teaches high school age kids stuff that they should have learned in kindergarten.  Don't be curt, don't pick fights, and the world doesn't revolve around you.  I worry about any school that really thought this movie would turn their juvenile delinquents into model citizens.</itunes:summary>
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   <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:55:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>  Here's a funny film that teaches high school age kids stuff that they should have learned in kindergarten.  Don't be curt, don't pick fights, and the world doesn't revolve around you.  I worry about any school that really thought this movie would turn their juvenile delinquents into model citizens.</description>
   <itunes:duration>1:28</itunes:duration>
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   <title>Episode 005 - The Story of Menstruation iRiff Sample</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>An iRiff of the most unlikely Disney movie ever made-- full version for sale on RiffTrax.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>I wonder why Disney and Kotex didn't make more movies together?</itunes:summary>
   <link>http://www.aaronbossig.com/podcast</link>
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   <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>I wonder why Disney and Kotex didn't make more movies together?</description>
   <itunes:duration>0:44</itunes:duration>
   <itunes:keywords>aaron, bossig, iriff, menstruation, Disney, Kotex, author, science, fiction, comedy, scifi, pms, period, rifftrax</itunes:keywords>  
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   <title>Episode 004 - Star Trek: "Spock's Brain" iRiff Sample</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>An iRiff of the worst episode of Trek-- full version for sale on RiffTrax.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>I love Star Trek, but even I have to admit that some of the episodes weren't so great.  This is one of the worst ideas for a story ever.</itunes:summary>
   <link>http://www.aaronbossig.com/podcast</link>
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   <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>I love Star Trek, but even I have to admit that some of the episodes weren't so great.  This is one of the worst ideas for a story ever.</description>
   <itunes:duration>0:29</itunes:duration>
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   <title>Episode 003 - Joe Santa Claus iRiff Sample</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>Celebrate Christmas by keeping the little woman in her place!-- full version for sale on RiffTrax.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>Most likely the most sexist Christmas movie ever made, Joe Santa Claus has been buried for decades while better movies became holiday favorites. Luckily, I decided to dust it off so that future generations will have the opportunity to ruin their Christmas with this crap. </itunes:summary>
   <link>http://www.aaronbossig.com/podcast</link>
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   <pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>Most likely the most sexist Christmas movie ever made, Joe Santa Claus has been buried for decades while better movies became holiday favorites. Luckily, I decided to dust it off so that future generations will have the opportunity to ruin their Christmas with this crap.</description>
   <itunes:duration>1:09</itunes:duration>
   <itunes:keywords>aaron, bossig, iriff, santa, claus, christmas, author, science, fiction, comedy, scifi, mst3k, betty, boop, rifftrax</itunes:keywords>  
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   <title>Episode 002 - Christmas Comes But Once a Year iRiff Sample</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>Depresson-era Christmases sure were fun! -- full version for sale on RiffTrax.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>Merry Christmas!  Enjoy this holiday iRiff of a classic cartoon, featuring guest stars from Betty Boop cartoons.  </itunes:summary>
   <link>http://www.aaronbossig.com/podcast</link>
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   <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>Merry Christmas!  Enjoy this holiday iRiff of a classic cartoon, featuring guest stars from Betty Boop cartoons. </description>
   <itunes:duration>1:04</itunes:duration>
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   <title>Episode 001 - Super Mario Bros. iRiff Sample</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>An iRiff of Super Mario Bros.-- full version for sale on RiffTrax.com</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>My first iRiff... a movie I love to love, and the rest of the world hates me for loving it.  A solid entry, though I certainly hope to improve with practice.</itunes:summary>
   <link>http://www.aaronbossig.com/podcast</link>
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   <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>My first iRiff... a movie I love to love, and the rest of the world hates me for loving it.  A solid entry, though I certainly hope to improve with practice.</description>
   <itunes:duration>1:23</itunes:duration>
   <itunes:keywords>aaron, bossig, iriff, mario, author, science, fiction, comedy, scifi, mst3k, nintendo, rifftrax</itunes:keywords>  
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   <title>Episode 000 - Introduction</title>
   <itunes:author>Aaron J. Bossig</itunes:author>
   <itunes:subtitle>Who I am, what this podcast is all about, and what to expect.</itunes:subtitle>
   <itunes:summary>I'm Aaron Bossig, writer, riffer, and intergalactic felon.  This podcast is going to be a way to sample my work without the tedious checking of my website on a weekly basis.  Video is a bit dark, I think I'll use a different camera next time.</itunes:summary>
   <link>http://www.aaronbossig.com/podcast</link>
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   <pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:00:00 CST</pubDate>
   <description>I'm Aaron Bossig, writer, riffer, and intergalactic felon.  This podcast is going to be a way to sample my work without the tedious checking of my website on a weekly basis.  Video is a bit dark, I think I'll use a different camera next time.</description>
   <itunes:duration>1:05</itunes:duration>
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